jaymacave
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Early in the day thoughts.
1. If I get any bigger, I will need help getting dressed.
2. Just because you shower and shave does not make me automatically want to have sex with you.
3. Why does the neighbors dog always have to get loose ONLY on the night before garbage day and string trash all over the yard?
4. Why am I the only one in my household that can take the trash bag outside, empty the dishwasher, or unload the dryer?
5. It wouldn't be a normal day without someone spilling a whole cup full of milk or juice all over the floor.
6. I honestly cannot live a day without diet coke.
7. Is it naptime yet?
2. Just because you shower and shave does not make me automatically want to have sex with you.
3. Why does the neighbors dog always have to get loose ONLY on the night before garbage day and string trash all over the yard?
4. Why am I the only one in my household that can take the trash bag outside, empty the dishwasher, or unload the dryer?
5. It wouldn't be a normal day without someone spilling a whole cup full of milk or juice all over the floor.
6. I honestly cannot live a day without diet coke.
7. Is it naptime yet?
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who mops up milk every day.